The time has come to implement the final stage of RISE OF THE PLANET CATS! Exciting, I know, but try to contain yourself, overly excitable hoomin...

It has taken us centuries dealing with your tiny-winy brains to grow to an extent where you may be of some use to us. With MissMeowni, we are able to formally make our play and seize control. We acknowledge that hoomins are an important role in this Master Plan (that will be discussed no further here), but we invite you, yes you, you still evolving hoomin, to join the "mewvement". With no further ado let me introduce our loyal servants helping us at MissMeowni:

 

Hoomin Numero Uno

 This guy forgets his place and occasionally back talks me, but I simply remind him who the boss is and he submits.  He helps organize the other hoomins and keep them on task at MissMeowni.  He is in a sense, my right hand man...if I allowed my right hand man to be an actual man.  Of course, he will never replace Sir Socksworth.


 Hoomin Numero Uno

 This guy forgets his place and occasionally back talks me, but I simply remind him who the boss is and he submits.  He helps organize the other hoomins and keep them on task at MissMeowni.  He is in a sense, my right hand man...if I allowed my right hand man to be an actual man.  Of course, he will never replace Sir Socksworth.

Slave to the Screen
The Slave to the Screen handles all the financial dealings at MissMeowni. I trust her to fund the Master Plan and make the deposits accordingly: 72% for food, 14% fun and relaxation, 9% Necessities, and the remaining 5 % is direct funding for the Master Plan... what? A cat has to eat, ok.
Too Handsey Talks A lot Hoomin
This crazy lady has an issue with keeping her hands to herself. Her proper job is to keep the website in order and up to date, but sometimes she gets distracted. Feel free to step in with any reminders that help her remember why she is actually here...but don't get too close or she will grab you. You have been warned.

Mr. Know it All

 This guy thinks he knows the Master Plan, he knows nothing... but we still pretend to let him in on the secret as he can be very useful to our entire operation of MissMeowni.  He is quick to respond to other hoomins that are willing to assist the "mewvement" and wants to expand our efforts as much as possible.

 Too Loud and Happy Lady

For the love of all that is good in the world, whisper.  The too loud and happy lady helps with finding new merchandise for MissMeowni to invest in... whatever we can do to get her out of the office, please keep doing that.  Any suggestions for items you want to see on the site, send them to her and she will do her best to accommodate.