I wanted a hoomin shaped necklace… dis is the closest I found.
Do I look like I will eat dat cheap food hoomin?
Mo’ money mo’ catnip
Do I look like dis diamonds are big enough furr me?
I’m a flawless purrincess.
Why does this cat look better than me and everyone I know?
Is dis made of my own hair? Is dis jewelry? I guess we’ll never meow.
Dis goes purrfect with my skin tone.
I want to be this cat in my next life.